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Penns Landing Playhouse

All New show to Philadelphia: The Calamari Sisters return to Philly to chase away those winter blues with some backyard grilling and summertime fun! Join them for another helping of their special brand of musical culinary education. Get ready for an even crazier, zanier, and fishier time. That's right - Delphine & Carmela will be teaching you the ins and outs of an Italian clam bake so that when the snow melts, your summer soirees will be the talk of the town. You'll laugh until your sides hurt as these two plus size siblings sing, dance, and cook their way through the perfect summer picnic. By the end of this year's cooking lesson, you'll agree that The Calamari Sisters have the juiciest clams in town!
 
Running Time:
approx. 80 minutes (no intermission)

Show Times:
Saturday 8:00 p.m. &  Sunday 2:00 p.m.

Tickets: available soon
$45 - $65
(Other fees may apply)


 

Set in Cook's Women's Gym, and in the same vein as Menopause the Musical®, WaistWatchers The Musical! takes a hilarious and lighthearted look at four women dealing with their obsession with food and assorted body image issues. Parodying 22 popular songs with cleverly rewritten lyrics propelling the fun along, the ladies tackle issues like dieting, exercise, plastic surgery, sex over the age of forty, and the relentless search for a positive self-image.

 

Included are songs such as "Botox Queen" to the tune of ABBA's "Dancing Queen," "I Hope I Lose It" to the tune of "I Hope I Get It" from A Chorus Line, and "Viagra" to the tune of "Maria" from West Side Story. Don't miss this "entertainment phenomenon" as described by critics around the country.

Running Time:
approx. 90 minutes (no intermission)

Show Times:
Wednesday 2 p.m.& 7 p.m., Thursday 2 p.m. & 7 p.m., Friday 8 p.m., Saturday 2 p.m. & 8 p.m., Sunday 2 p.m.

Tickets: available soon
$45 - $65
(Other fees may apply)